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.. Hello! I'm Wheatley!
I'm not a moron.

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Sparky the Fox Says: (Jul 6th 2011, 5:59AM)

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I'm in space

CB

Arctic Master Says: (Jun 9th 2011, 6:21PM)

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Is your IQ an infinite space from here to the moon? :3

Wheatley Says: (Jun 13th 2011, 9:08PM)

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If you're calling me a genius then... Yes.

If you're calling me a moron, then I'm going to throw this book at you.
This really heavy book.
This heavy... Painful book.

Arctic Master Says: (Jun 13th 2011, 9:12PM)

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Of course not. Why would I call you a moron?

Wheatley Says: (Jun 14th 2011, 1:23AM)

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Because I'm not a moron is why!

Ta, ta.

Arctic Master Says: (Jun 14th 2011, 2:21AM)

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Later, Wheatley.

Him Says: (Jun 9th 2011, 5:55PM)

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Ahahaha, haahaha!
Why, hellooo~!

Wheatley Says: (Jun 13th 2011, 9:08PM)

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Haahhah!.. Hello!

Hah, why are we laughing?

Him Says: (Jun 13th 2011, 9:16PM)

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Because laughing is soooo fun~

Wheatley Says: (Jun 17th 2011, 2:31PM)

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True that!

Him Says: (Jun 21st 2011, 10:13PM)

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Ahahaha, yesss, yesssss, and so is destroying innocents hopes and dreams.

Ahahahahaaa~

Wheatley Says: (Jul 14th 2011, 9:24PM)

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Hahahah...

Yeah, that-
That doesn't sound as fun.. Anymore.

Sparky the Fox Says: (May 30th 2011, 2:51AM)

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Ah, you really must come out more often. There's plants, the sky! and birds. plenty of birds.

Wheatley Says: (May 30th 2011, 6:23PM)

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I know, isn't it great?
It's a whole other world over the world I know!
Even the smallest detail, is absolutely beautiful.

Except ants.
Come to find out, I don't like ants.
The bloody little psycho's almost cut through some important wires.
How they got inside me, I'll never even know.

Sparky the Fox Says: (May 30th 2011, 10:41PM)

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Too bad you have no idea what fresh air smells like. I also doubt your optical sights can comprehend as much as our own visual sight can!

Well actually I can't say that, as I am no AI core.

Wheatley Says: (Jun 8th 2011, 9:41PM)

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Well, I wouldn't know either considering I am not, and have never been human...

... But! For now let's just both assume that robots and humans have equal eyesight.
HoweverI'mgoingtosidewithrobotsthoughandsaytheirvisionisbetter, beingarobotandall.

Ilka Christner Says: (May 29th 2011, 7:55PM)

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what is this, a ball, for a children's game?

~kick~

Wheatley Says: (May 30th 2011, 6:24PM)

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OW! No, don't do that! Hey!

Hey! Hey no!

Ilka Christner Says: (Jun 2nd 2011, 3:52AM)

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AH! ~She recoils~

Howthefuckdidyoujusttalkball?

Wheatley Says: (Jun 8th 2011, 9:36PM)

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Ahh-- Hello! Hi!

Don't panic, stay calm! Stay.. Uhm, hello!
I've always been able to talk actually. I'm not a ball, either. Well, I mean technically I guess I am a ball, but I'm also obviously a robot ball! Yes.
[nervous chuckle]

So, who are you?
Oh- silly me. Hello, I'm Wheatley!

Ilka Christner Says: (Jun 8th 2011, 10:40PM)

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Ilka... Ilka Christner... talking... Devil... ball... thing.

Wheatley Says: (Jun 13th 2011, 9:10PM)

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Actually I'm a robot!

Not a devil-ball-thing.

A talking robot.

Ilka Christner Says: (Jun 14th 2011, 11:19PM)

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... Robot?

Wheatley Says: (Jun 17th 2011, 2:30PM)

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Yep!

You know, mechanical unit that processes data here and there. Robot.
Made of metal and screws.. And, well, more metal.

Ilka Christner Says: (Jun 25th 2011, 6:32AM)

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... Well, huh.

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